I was thinking about this scene from the movie "After Sex" (one of my very first posts!) and how fucking accurate this is to my and Saundra's friendship. Besides the fooling around O_o .. and her Mom is acceptive. Everything else is parallel to our conversation and characteristics. Besides the fooling around part O_o O_o lol...
Look if you've never met Saundra, just watch this! Same fucking build-look-presentation lol umm... responses? . . .Want to know what our conversations are like--seeing that we've had each exact one... just watch this! This is a perfect replica of us. Okay.
Your friend messes with girls and she's gay. You mess with girls but you're "hetero?" She needs to turn you out already. I think you're confused, much like the character opposite Zoe Saldana.
And that's where you're wrong. I appreciate you taking out the time to try and configure this, but I don't mess with girls. I don't mess with Saundra. Hints the 'besides fooling around part' But thank you Dr. Phil.
Ok you're most welcome Miss "but I much prefer cock." No offense was intended. You're a cutie. Any guy...or any Saundra would be lucky to have you. But can you blame Anonymous, me, or any of your other readers for being a little confused? You frequently insinuate that you play both sides of the field but claim only one. AND you're sending all the right (or wrong) signals: tomboy looks, basketball, gay friends. Just curious. Or maybe we were hoping you'd finally admit it, like Zoe's character? And yes, I know you don't have to be gay to wear tomboy like clothing, play basketball, or have gay friends. Generally speaking here. But ok, NOW I know. Oh yea, and it's "hence" not "hints." I think while I'm on a roll, I should mention that you have a very enticing blog...it's awesome. Don't misunderstand the reason I write this. I will continue to revisit. I'm done now.
I like you Numbum. Forealz, we could hang. And I appreciate you being as respectful as you are. Respectfully charging me up. Look, you’re trying to unravel this big mystery to make me “Admit” something. This is me telling you wtf it is.
I understand the image I give. I look like the poster child for closet-case lesbians. I hold a huge sign saying "Hello Ladies" right? whatever. BEFORE anyone else, I said numerous times that I don't blame anyone for questioning my sexuality, because if I didn't know me? I would think I was gay too. I get it. but if you think I'm going to change my persona, my hobbies, my gay friends.. all this as “generally speaking"--because people might think, even more so than they already do (god forbid), that I mysteriously carry on a homosexual lifestyle? wrong again.
if I partake in a little jokey joke here and there with some lesbian pun intended or anything in relevance. big deal; stop over analyzing it. It's because I'm not so damn confined in my sexuality. The fact of the matter is I identify my lifestyle as heterosexual, but the facter of the matterer is it's nobodies business either way. I'm going to fuck who I want, who I please because it’s my decision. If I want to engage in goddamn beastiology than damnit, hide your dog. (Gross. I would never.)
You argue both sides well. but I need you to realize however much I spill about myself onto my blog. DoNOT think you fucking know me. fin. People who call me their best friends don't know me. My mom doesn't fucking know me. You have an idea, and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. you may have a strong grasp, but you or anyone else does not fucking know me and it's important that you remember that. thanks.
Feliz Navidad! I love responses, it's just like opening a gift on Christmas morning and boy, what a response. Lol @ respectfully charging you up. I call it like I (keyword, I) see it, that's all. Maybe I am over analyzing it. I am known for being over analytical; but I think it's safe to say, not to mention painfully OBVIOUS, that from reading a couple blog posts that yes, I DON'T know you. I was just compelled to respond for my own reasons. I hope that's not what you get from your readers who respond: a response = some sort of inference that we know you. Like I said, no offense was intended. I could easily go back and forth with you, not that I wouldn't mind...you're witty enough, but truth is it won't make any difference. You'll still claim what you claim. I'll still think what I think and time that we'll never be able to retrieve, will be lost forever. PUNTO. Keep up the good blog. I've got a feeling we'll cross paths again on here.
witty enough. . . I like to think that I can defend myself. I can fuck with you numbum. and you're fun to pointlessly argue, but I'm not looking forward to the next lol. But you're still pretty cool in my book (mentality wise). You probably think this is a pass of me trying to get at you, right?
Merry Christmas
and remind me to never underestimate you again. calling me a bitch in Spanish.
thats sad
ReplyDelete. . . What is?
ReplyDeleteso what is your sexual orientation?
ReplyDeleteheterosexual. I'd like to think I can fuck who I want...
ReplyDeleteBut I much prefer cock. Pardon my language.
Curious on what you're implying.
ReplyDeleteYour friend messes with girls and she's gay. You mess with girls but you're "hetero?" She needs to turn you out already. I think you're confused, much like the character opposite Zoe Saldana.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's where you're wrong.
ReplyDeleteI appreciate you taking out the time to try and configure this, but I don't mess with girls. I don't mess with Saundra. Hints the 'besides fooling around part' But thank you Dr. Phil.
Ok you're most welcome Miss "but I much prefer cock." No offense was intended. You're a cutie. Any guy...or any Saundra would be lucky to have you. But can you blame Anonymous, me, or any of your other readers for being a little confused? You frequently insinuate that you play both sides of the field but claim only one. AND you're sending all the right (or wrong) signals: tomboy looks, basketball, gay friends. Just curious. Or maybe we were hoping you'd finally admit it, like Zoe's character? And yes, I know you don't have to be gay to wear tomboy like clothing, play basketball, or have gay friends. Generally speaking here. But ok, NOW I know. Oh yea, and it's "hence" not "hints." I think while I'm on a roll, I should mention that you have a very enticing blog...it's awesome. Don't misunderstand the reason I write this. I will continue to revisit. I'm done now.
ReplyDeleteI like you Numbum. Forealz, we could hang. And I appreciate you being as respectful as you are. Respectfully charging me up.
ReplyDeleteLook, you’re trying to unravel this big mystery to make me “Admit” something. This is me telling you wtf it is.
I understand the image I give. I look like the poster child for closet-case lesbians. I hold a huge sign saying "Hello Ladies" right? whatever. BEFORE anyone else, I said numerous times that I don't blame anyone for questioning my sexuality, because if I didn't know me? I would think I was gay too. I get it. but if you think I'm going to change my persona, my hobbies, my gay friends.. all this as “generally speaking"--because people might think, even more so than they already do (god forbid), that I mysteriously carry on a homosexual lifestyle? wrong again.
if I partake in a little jokey joke here and there with some lesbian pun intended or anything in relevance. big deal; stop over analyzing it. It's because I'm not so damn confined in my sexuality. The fact of the matter is I identify my lifestyle as heterosexual, but the facter of the matterer is it's nobodies business either way. I'm going to fuck who I want, who I please because it’s my decision. If I want to engage in goddamn beastiology than damnit, hide your dog. (Gross. I would never.)
You argue both sides well. but I need you to realize however much I spill about myself onto my blog. DoNOT think you fucking know me. fin. People who call me their best friends don't know me. My mom doesn't fucking know me. You have an idea, and everyone is entitled to their own opinion. you may have a strong grasp, but you or anyone else does not fucking know me and it's important that you remember that. thanks.
Feliz Navidad! I love responses, it's just like opening a gift on Christmas morning and boy, what a response. Lol @ respectfully charging you up. I call it like I (keyword, I) see it, that's all. Maybe I am over analyzing it. I am known for being over analytical; but I think it's safe to say, not to mention painfully OBVIOUS, that from reading a couple blog posts that yes, I DON'T know you. I was just compelled to respond for my own reasons. I hope that's not what you get from your readers who respond: a response = some sort of inference that we know you. Like I said, no offense was intended. I could easily go back and forth with you, not that I wouldn't mind...you're witty enough, but truth is it won't make any difference. You'll still claim what you claim. I'll still think what I think and time that we'll never be able to retrieve, will be lost forever. PUNTO. Keep up the good blog. I've got a feeling we'll cross paths again on here.
ReplyDeletewitty enough. . . I like to think that I can defend myself.
ReplyDeleteI can fuck with you numbum. and you're fun to pointlessly argue, but I'm not looking forward to the next lol. But you're still pretty cool in my book (mentality wise). You probably think this is a pass of me trying to get at you, right?
Merry Christmas
and remind me to never underestimate you again. calling me a bitch in Spanish.
don't correct a pimp.
ReplyDeleteI just changed my mind. I don't like you anymore.
Lol...I mean really, what's the purpose of me insulting you? That's not my steez. Punto doesn't equal puto, or since you're a girl, puta.
ReplyDeleteAnd lmao. Did you seriously delete my previous comment...? Wow. Ok, I'm done.
ReplyDeletecool all the jets that you have. I didnt delete it. I read what you said via email. I dont know where it went.
ReplyDeletethis conversations getting redundant,
bye bye