Like a Boss

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

5:53am I think I'm really starting to PMS.

I've been real emotional, lately. I've practically needed to carry tissue in my pockets 'cause I've just been so overwhelmed with dispositional love. It all started yesterday when I was at the Movies watching Bridesmaids. I kept putting myself in those situations/arguments. I had to do the whole look up/widen eyes number to keep the tears from falling. And when I was driving home, they did?! I trickled a few thinking about why I love my best friend so fucking much (Which by the way, she hasn't returned my skype or phone call, bitch). But yeah, each time I knew I was 100% overreacting and I rode out my feelings, anyway.

Then I just got done watching 'The Kids Are Alright', which is incredibly good by the way, and I don't fuckin' know why-but it triggered me thinking about my friends again. The people I tell 'I love you' to (and about 7 people come to mind) I mean it to infinity and beyond. I love some people more than others, guilty. Nonetheless, I'm profoundly appreciative for different, specific reasons in all of them. It's often used, the gesture I'd do anything for him/her, but it's more like a dare to me.


I originally was going to just tweet the highlights, but I figure this to be one of those opportunities I could use my personal blog for personal blogging.

very well, now. bye bye.

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Like a fucking Boss

Saw this last night.

Way funnier than the hangover, if you ask me. Good touch of obvious and dry humor... And plus it's pretty accurate of best friends and how a third wheel can slowly end up fucking you. In fact, it was a tear-jerker for me and it definitely wasn't that kind of movie. I have a soft spot for those particular friendships. Made me miss mines a lot, so someone tell Mackenzie to call me.

Movie was so good, I'm about to go see it again with Khelsea tonight.

Bridesmaids Outtakes - watch more funny videos

The after sex talk at 2:40 is pretty dang funny. "Sorry I screamed into your Vagina. I just always wanted to do that. I think your Vagina has amazing acoustics"

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The beautiful face of courage: Lance Cpl. William Kyle Carpenter USMC

Carpenter, 21, of Gilbert lost the eye, most of his teeth and use of his right arm from a grenade blast Nov. 21 near Marjah, Helmand Province, Afghanistan.
Friends and family say he threw himself in front of the grenade to protect his best friend in Afghanistan, Cpl. Nick Eufrazio

salute

I'd freaking kill for a guy who can dress like this; love this look.

^Denny Balmaceda ^

See, this is how Ashton Kutcher dressed in Spread and he got tons of trim. Why don't more guys take advantage of this?? Sofa king hot.

Y'all haven't seen me in awhile, let me fuck things up real quick. Also, perfect example of my natural raccoon eyes -.-

Everyone's felt like this song once, probably twice.

Love that she's wearing like a nightgown ha

John Lennon and Yoko Ono

I feel like I didn't work hard enough to come across all these cool ass pictures. Thank you Google images.

If this ain't love..

I want to know who shot this
John Lennon’s death on the 8th of December 1980, 30 years ago to the day, evokes one of the most iconic photographs of American popular culture. On that tragic day, the photographer Annie Leibovitz met Lennon and his wife Yoko Ono at their flat in The Dakota building in New York to shoot a photo for the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. Five hours after the image was taken, Lennon was killed by Mark David Chapman. The subsequent publication of the photograph on the cover of Rolling Stone and in the mass media thus caused a tragic, almost morbid sensation since it was one of the last images ever taken of Lennon.

Apart from this historic coincidence, a reading of the photograph establishes why it has become such an integral part of our visual culture. The way Lennon’s body is wrapped around Yoko One is strongly reminiscent of the fetal position, or, in other words, the positioning of the body of a prenatal fetus as it develops. Lennon’s curled toes are deeply reminiscent of the newborn child. Importantly however, the fetal position is also assumed in children and adults seeking to protect the body in a state of trauma. Lennon’s nakedness signifying his vulnerability, and the position of his body signifying a bodily position which evokes a traumatic experience, eerily foreshadow the actual trauma that Lennon was yet to incur only hours after the image was taken.

thanks to http://visualcultureblog.com/tag/american-photography/

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I don't like you, but I love you

Seems that I'm always thinking of you

Calm yo titz, girl

I love Mia Kirshner, but not gonna lie, I haven't been a fan of her latest work. Le sigh

Took me awhile to get it

Jean Shin -Sound Wave

melted vinyl records

Repeat Repeat

This track may have put Drake back in my favorite rapper slot. it was vacant before.

these niggas make it so hard to be friendly, when i know part of it’s envy
tryna fill the shoes, nigga, so far these are empty
i take ‘em off in the house because the throw carpets are fendi

That's the Drizzy I grew to love.

One of my co-workers, Rashawn

Has been dressing impressingly well, lately. It's been a few months since I last saw him, and between that time, he's made quite the gentlemen out of himself. Not that he wasn't before, but boy what a recognizable difference. So much so, I told him to loosen up yesterday (when I took this).. told him to lose the tie. He's just too fuckin' GQ these days.. it's such a oxymoron to his country accent and I love it. I might have to open up a segment on my blog titled What did Rashawn wear today?. I asked him if he had a second job or something and he replied no, this is how he dresses all around now. I'm willing to bet he gets tons of pussy now. Good for him, he deserves it.

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I think it's a bit random

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is covering Complex Magazine, but whatever ya know, she's hot.
But I hate that they chose this picture for the cover, eek.




Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was looking for work while she was in college, so she applied for and was hired as a booker at a modeling agency. When she showed up for her first day of work, the agency heads immediately fired her as a booker and hired her as a model. Then the other models from that agency exploded.

A few years later Rosie became a Victoria’s Secret Angel, therebyentering the fantasies of millions of normal and weird men. Now she’s the female lead in Transformers.

Check out the full interview here

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Kristen Bell

Realist nigga in Hangover 2

Her name is Crystal

Born to be wild

My friend Amanda and her babygirl

I just couldn't take the cuteness, had to share

Christina Perri

I l o v e how spaced out and dainty her tattoos are. And I was reading into her bio... Bitch took a leave of absence after 1 year of college at some nice Art University (on scholarship) and left to Italy with extensive family on some fluke shit. I wish.

Anywho, she's coming to Dallas July 21 and tickets are only 22 bucks. I'm talkin' bout it.

Break-up Anthem

Lyrics to this are tight; love this song but I'm not gunna lie, I like the Glee version better.

Also, I sometimes think that a group of guys got together and wrote this with one of my friends in mind.




The dance-fighting in this is tight too.

Boss

Taking a step back from goofy, one would say

I forget how funny this shit it

I think if he was Sexist, I'd be able to tell. I took a crap load of women studies courses at Cornell and I wrote my own companion piece to the Vaginal Monologue; it called The Penis Apologies


I'm not a feminist, but I think the men in this office are being given chances that the women aren't---What's the argument here, NBA or WNBA. One is a sport, One is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all.

LOL.

This whole camp of niggas look like they went from stealing lunch money to robbing convenient stores, but really they're just the goofiest guys ever. Amack gets on camera proof that squirrels aren't as shy as we think... and if you don't find this funny, ask yourself when have you EVER seen a squirrel come up to you, let alone follow you for 20 feet. I think the funniest part is when Amack jumps so quickly in the car haha... That shit gets your thuggin' card revolked

Did you try dropping the Flower or wiping your hand?

Black people.

(Dakota Fanning on the left)

This reminds me of myself pathetically laughing at some of the things Lucky does

Ridiculous

Look at my dogs freaking nails. These monsoon coming through Dallas are mudding up everything and Lucky's finding it

Then he literally wipes his feet to rid himself. He's not even discrete about it.

AND THEN I walk in my room and he's on my computer.. looking up porn. Look how guilty he looks


but I love him so