2:29pm I tell someone that I've never been in a relationship

and they look at me like I go to bed in a very long white night-gown dress.
Like I drink milk with my dinner.
Like my best friends names either Molly or Susan.
Like my underwears made of steel.
Like I have a curfew.
Like I wear a rosary underneath my shirt.
Like I get surprised and aroused when people kiss-ect in movies.
Like I have a night light.
Like I'm gay.
Like I use pads on my period ha


Alright, I'm done.

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