I felt that tingly sensation deep down in my vagina letting me know that I needed to use the lady's room. I walked in the Student Center. I walked into the bathroom. I hung my backpack on the coat hanger thing and set my sunglasses on top of the toilet paper dispenser. I pee'd. I grabbed my backpack and walked out the restroom.
Fastforward to 10 minutes ago, I sped-walked back to where I was sitting and searched desperately for my shades. I went back into the restroom and checked the stalls. My glasses were gone.
Fucking terrific.
Fin.
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