Okay.
I was walking to the cafeteria on campus one day at SFA and I have to pass this usually busy street (E.College). Because of traffic, this car full of silly black guys is driving slowly next to me and this dude in the passenger completely half-way hangs out the window and yells, “COME HERE YOU TALL GLASS OF WATER, I’M THIRSTY.”
I just laughed it off, I thought it was pretty funny. I know that’s not an original line.
The worst pick-up line NEVER used on me was at this party a few years ago… this guy asks me to accompany him to the side real quick, you know how it goes. He asked me if I had a boyfriend (which shouldn’t have been any of his concern if he was really tryin to holler). I told him I didn’t, and he simply raised his phone in front of my face and looked north east. Lol, like what. I asked him if this was the part where I put my number in his phone. He said yes. I walked away.
Okay, for girls
I’ve got to admit.. Girls have better game than guys.. Lol.. I don’t know if it’s because they know they’ve got to try harder, or they know what they would want, but they do.
However, the worst pick-up line used… this is the same girl from the Panda Express story, were she ambushed me doing my homework in the food court. She had this entire scheme she was doing, I could tell, but she asks me super bluntly, “Do you like girls?”
I said no, of course but it’s like… if you’re pursuing somebody forealz, that’s almost considered an irrelevant question to me. If I’m gay and I’m trying to holler, I’m surprise attacking your ass; I’m not going to 5th grade ask you. The same for the girlfriend/boyfriend question. If I’m really trying to get at somebody, that’s everything I’m not concerning. (btw, I don’t go for guys in a relationship lol)
Perfect example: a professional football player asking some model chick, “So do you like athletes?”
See.
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