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Keanu Reeves is Homeless, and Mos Def is gay?


judging by attire.


I'm just kidding Mos. I would feel out of place trying to diss this serious of a get-up.

And what the fuck kind of nationality is Keanu Reeves to have a name like that?


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I just realized that Kermit was doing the Franky dance. or Flexing, your choice.

"Looks so simple.. Why so 'spensive? To keep all you simple... FUCKS from OFFENSES"

Nice Shorts Vol. 5 "Supreme Team" from Evesborough Films on Vimeo.

OG Danny Ocean on the Footage.

Bullshit

Wait, what?

You mean to tell me one of the toughest street wear lines out there is teaming up with one of the weakest, irrelevant shoe companies? Lies. I'll believe it when I see it.

11:56pm

Real regretful going to the movies with Blue.. just us two. People always assume we're dating. Last time we went to the movies locally, someone messaged his ex-girlfriend from a fake facebook account and told her they spotted us together and shit, you know. Way out of proportion.
Tonight, we went to see Inception again, and I feel like the vast majority of UNT's social crowd-who saw us- probably thinks we have relations.. which is false. I hope guys don't retract if they were babes and had interest.

Inception was really good. again. Went over my head a little again, too.
I cried like three times.
I'll still jab you though.



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I'm going to assume this is your mug shot. So I'm going to assume that you are in jail. And I'll go ahead and assume.. that guys also love it, now.




Btw, those are some mean kisses you got there, holmes.

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2 funny videos

This first one made me instantly laugh, it's just too comical. How ridiculous.



This second one... okay, People kept posting it and and I kept scrolling past it.. but homegirl said she was crying laughing, so I gave it a shot. Man, it had me in tears too. Heeeeelarious, I was fucking dyin'. My mom yelled out for me to see if I was okay.
This bitch has turrets, haha
It was only funny the first time I saw it though.
Please watch this:



lmfao no it's still funny. Holy Cow
I can't breathe watching this shit. Her facial expressions.. talking with her hands. The no rapid attitude swings. lmfaolmfao she screams and immediately goes back to normal. I can't take this. My heart can't take this.

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ohh, fuck off.


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What is the worst pick up line a guy (or girl lol) has said to you?

Okay.
I was walking to the cafeteria on campus one day at SFA and I have to pass this usually busy street (E.College). Because of traffic, this car full of silly black guys is driving slowly next to me and this dude in the passenger completely half-way hangs out the window and yells, “COME HERE YOU TALL GLASS OF WATER, I’M THIRSTY.”
I just laughed it off, I thought it was pretty funny. I know that’s not an original line.

The worst pick-up line NEVER used on me was at this party a few years ago… this guy asks me to accompany him to the side real quick, you know how it goes. He asked me if I had a boyfriend (which shouldn’t have been any of his concern if he was really tryin to holler). I told him I didn’t, and he simply raised his phone in front of my face and looked north east. Lol, like what. I asked him if this was the part where I put my number in his phone. He said yes. I walked away.

Okay, for girls
I’ve got to admit.. Girls have better game than guys.. Lol.. I don’t know if it’s because they know they’ve got to try harder, or they know what they would want, but they do.
However, the worst pick-up line used… this is the same girl from the Panda Express story, were she ambushed me doing my homework in the food court. She had this entire scheme she was doing, I could tell, but she asks me super bluntly, “Do you like girls?”
I said no, of course but it’s like… if you’re pursuing somebody forealz, that’s almost considered an irrelevant question to me. If I’m gay and I’m trying to holler, I’m surprise attacking your ass; I’m not going to 5th grade ask you. The same for the girlfriend/boyfriend question. If I’m really trying to get at somebody, that’s everything I’m not concerning. (btw, I don’t go for guys in a relationship lol)

Perfect example: a professional football player asking some model chick, “So do you like athletes?”

See.

Ask me anything

At first I was like, How the Heck did she get a pet owl?




Then I realized it's because she obviously attends Hogwarts. duh.

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I all the way fuck with Katherine Moening

Not only is she a phenomenal actress



but little do you know I've always take a huge bite out of her style


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Shoutouts to cool m.l.i.a. Lake pictures.

It's cooler cause I know them




radical

Sky Ferreira

I feel like she could be Lykke Li's sister or something.


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No seriously, tell me

down = done

Blinding

Seems that I have been held, in some dreaming state
A tourist in the waking world, never quite awake
No kiss, no gentle word could wake me from this slumber
Until I realized, that it was you who held me under

Felt it in my fist, in my feet, in the hollows of my eyelids
Shaking through my skull, through my spine and down through my ribs

No more dreaming of the dead as if death itself was undone
No more calling like a crow for a boy, for a body in the garden
No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so in love
No more dreaming like a girl so in love, so in love

No more dreaming like a girl so in love with the wrong world


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Everybody knows we're some motherfucking Monsters

'I react as a wolf would if she was whisked out of her body, born as a human baby, and raised in a human society for 19 years.'

yeah, whatever.

Riding Dirty

me and my sister