Vashtie Stacks

Jordana

I know, I know

But let me just say this only happens at my house, and my apartment wouldn't look nearly as out of order as this. Believe it or not! I'm not going to finish this tonight. But I will.


p/s Everybody's present was out!


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9:26pm

Today was smooothhhhhh. Real smooth.
Real easy going.

I can't stop shopping, and I keep losing sight if who I'm shopping for.


I swear it's all about who you know... today, I also beat my record of cheapest brand new pair of jordans. The record was 35$... I'm not even gonna tell y'all what I paid for these 6's.

I gotta poop load from levis and I ordered some more stuff off eBay.
I'm back, motherfuckers.

anddddd I found my Gucci glasses! I usually wouldn't emphasis on the brand, but those shits were super expensive, the most. I'm real glad I found them... and the funny thing is, is I found them in a shoe lol.. God forbid, I have thaT many shoes to be losing things in them.

anywho. I'm going to straightening up.. --I think I'm going to video how dirty I'm living right now. --and when I'm done, I'm going to treat myself to dinner and a movie. and when I'm done with that, I'm going to wash my hair and work on some extra credit.

Luv.

GQ Men of the Year

I want Drake to open his eyes

Olivia Wilde

SOmeBody's Nipple Connnfidennnnnnttt

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New Balance 580 Burn Rubber

American footwear brand New Balance and Detroit sneaker boutique Burn Rubber have joined creative forces to launch the limited-edition New Balance 580 Burn Rubber shoe.

UFO Hunting

Forealz. So I'm driving to Shogun Saturday and checkTHIS:



How do you explain this glimpse of rainbow light? This is a flying UFO in the shape of a Sperm Cell. Have you seen War of the Worlds? and two more things: It's NOT the sun which is in the left corner/it's not my car window.. andddddd it disappeared like a minute later.

mmmmmmm.


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Hey, this is all pancakes

I can't believe this is a real commercial

This is like a parody

Impossible

I really like this video. I already liked the song, but that video wasn't what I was expecting. much better. It's so positive.

And Katy Perry, you sure are pretty.

Hey there quirky fraternity boy.



He's probably gay

Wildfox and their cool photoshoots.

I buy clothes just to cover up the wounds
What you see is what you get, so there is nothing to assume.


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I had a really good time last night. An exceptional sense of satisfaction getting to have a good kick back time with people you know you can potentially be good friends with. Especially when they are from a different city, idk why. One time for Annelese, Jessica, and Edot. Tons of laughing; it was a comical relief from being around my fucked up family and the slave shifts/chaos I've been putting up with and in for Black Friday.









Woke up and my mom was like, "Whats that say on your hand?" lol E.



After it all was over. We discussed all different kinds of rappers and artist's credibility. Everybody sketched everybody else in the room. I should of took more pictures of those.. and Erika thinks me and her would make one steezy-cool lesbian couple; lol, no homo though.
I touched down at the crib at like 5something and crashed. Didn't wake up til like 3, and damn it was nice--haven't slept in past 11 in awhile.


I would like to give a special thanks to everyone who took part of making last night a good time
Thankyou.

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right now

11:16pm

Possibly the most ordinary Thanksgiving I ever had. Real November 25th, what's new.

I did my homework in the car. took me like 4 hours. I thought it was due at 12:00am.
It was due at 12:30pm today.

I just got back in town from Alexandria, Louisiana. We made it a quick over night trip becauseeeeeee I have to go to work at 12:00am. I'm real curious who's gonna be shaking our doors for some discounted jeans at 12:00am in the middle of the night but whatever.




Happy Thanksgiving.


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Who, meh?

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My Dad's been real dadish lately O_o

My sister and I went to his place for dinner the other day (which I got lost and had to cross SEVEN tolltags -_-)
anyways, fast-foward to the end of the night. I barely began to back out my parking spot before he started saying, "Seatbelt. . . Seatbelt!"

smh,
and the next morning he sent me this. My old man knows the least bit about texting; our text history's on like one page




Pops is putting out effort... love


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MOM OF THE YEAR

I know I'm late posting this, but too many people weren't already familiar with this incident.



It is obvious that I neither abuse nor neglect my children. They are not perfect, but they are learning how to navigate this big, and sometimes cruel, world. I hate that my son had to learn this lesson while standing in front of allegedly Christian women. I hate that those women thought those thoughts, and worse felt comfortable saying them out loud. I hate that ‘pink’ is still called a girl color and that my baby has to be so brave if he wants to be Daphne for Halloween.
And all I hope for my kids, and yours, and those of Moms ABC, are that they are happy. If a set of purple sparkly tights and a velvety dress is what makes my baby happy one night, then so be it. If he wants to carry a purse, or marry a man, or paint fingernails with his best girlfriend, then ok. My job as his mother is not to stifle that man that he will be, but to help him along his way. Mine is not to dictate what is ‘normal’ and what is not, but to help him become a good person.
I hope I am doing that.

And my little man worked that costume like no other. He rocked that wig, and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

for the full article click here




This a parody/satire video made for parents who want to costume their closet-case children into looking more masculine. Heeeeelarious.


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.lmao

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Vanity Fair Magazine

His underams are waxed and shit lol.. eyeliner.. bathing suit falling off

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I cried laughing during this part... holy cow, I got a kick out of this. The Costumes and dance gestures. They put glitter on her fucking cuts haha... man, they don't show the entire clip, unfortunately. But all the more reason to go see it yourself

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Saw this 2 weeks ago. Took me forever; would you believe they were only showing this film in 2 theatres out of the whole metroplex.








They made Zoe Kravitz look real average and unappealing lol.. But this movie had the right enough everything to piece this together. Really good-everything I thought it would be.

Zach Galifianakis never fails, and this was such a good role for him. Hilarious as always but he had this one cynical scene that brought tears to my eyes. and not from laughing neither. This was an excellent film as a segway for him to play other characters or more serious roles in future productions. Cause if people keep casting him as the same thing, it's going to get old. Careful Zach.

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